By the Numbers: Breaking Down the New Expendables 2 Teaser

The new 60-second teaser for The Expendables 2 isn’t quite as LOL-splosive as the poster we all saw a few weeks back, but it’s still pretty great in its own sort of testosterrific way. What’s its secret? Let’s try breaking the magic down by the numbers: Length of teaser: 60 seconds Total amount of actual film footage: 22 seconds Number of Expendables 2 title cards: 0 Number of Expendables 2 Web site title cards: 1 Actors listed: 11 First names used: 0 Ex-governors featured: 1 Speaking parts: 1 Scowling parts: 8 Combined age of listed cast: 565 years Average age of listed cast: 51 years Target male demographic: 18-25 Weapons featured (including Expendables skull animation): 77 Weapons featured (excluding Expendables skull animation): 11 Guns featured: 8 Guns fired: 1 Knives brandished: 1 Pairs of sunglasses removed: 1 Explosions: 0 Stuntmen harmed: 0 [via Apple]